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This retro and vintage holiday cottage in East End near Lymington, is great fun.
Families who love all things theatrical, dressing up, vintage, pattern, and treasure troves on shelves will feel very at home.
It is higgledy-piggledy. Not one wall is straight. Not one bit is minimalist. The house is 350 years old and looks like it. It is hugely eccentric and therefore not for everyone. In places it’s vintage-ness lends to shabby-and-chic. But if you love mixing and matching, want to play a wonderful Beckstein piano and love red roses and honeysuckle running away over the thatch – this is your place.
The beach is a short bike-ride and walk 1 km away. Here you’ll find shingle, some sand, muddy banks for birds, streams and tyre swings.
Eat me Drink me is a family house. It’s lived in by the owners and their four busy kids for much of the year and so it’s definitely the lived-in-look.
The cottage is part of the Pylewell Estate, which, according to The Guardian, is one of Britain’s Top 10 summer festivals – Curious Arts Festival – set apart from other festivals from it’s happy embrace of British eccentricity, style and fun.
Owners Peter (concert pianist) and Victoria (owner of Elfie London) use this house through the year. Their enthusiasm for colour, quirky vintage, theatre and music fills the house. The dressing up box here is comprehensive (wizards, lizards, princesses, pigs, pirates etc) and so is the kit to host (un-matched) plates for kitchen suppers.
Downstairs; a cadmium yellow kitchen with long table. Plenty of cupboards and kit for cooking, messy baking sessions and birthday parties.
Shower room (a bit rough around the edges) off on one side. A sitting room that wears bold wallpaper, oil paintings and a wall of books.. Then a red play room/kids sitting room with TV and knee-deep in kids kit. There are two further bedrooms downstairs that are newly painted and a shower room.
Upstairs; The main bedroom has a mahogany sleigh double bed. Along the corridor, a white and quirky bathroom, and just past that, a kids bedroom with twin beds and a small wooden bed for smalls (prob 5’s and under).
This place is kids heaven. The garden is fenced (this is not toddler-proof – the part they could escape through goes into a large meadow) and there is an olympic sized trampoline with a net. Adventurous kids can camp in the garden too. More stuff for kids; Masses of dolls prams, kitchen toys, castles and knights, Lego, swords, Barbies and a comprehensive library of loved and lived-in kids books.
We provide 2 cots and 1 high chair.
This house best suits guests who bring their pet goose (yes really), who have lots of dogs, whose kids need to go wild…
For those of your interested Eat Me Drink Me Cottage has its owns Instagram page, right here
Best for equines! We love bringing our ponies here. You can stable or graze your horses at the bottom of the track (30 seconds walk).
What are the quirks here?
The trampoline net zip is broken and not likely to be replaced soon. We can lock kids out if you’d rather they didn’t bounce with the zip broken. Let us know and we’ll sort it for you.
The lane to the beach is quiet and our kids (6-9) cycle on it, but do keep a watch on them. As the tide goes out lots of silty mud is revealed from the tidal marsh area. It’s sandier to the right. Keep going for secret lakes and places where the ponies love to live on the seaside.
There is no BBQ here. The thatched roof is too precious! No campfires in the garden either please.
Downstairs the only step is through to the extension area. The stairs are slightly steeper than in modern houses and wooden. Upstairs floors are uneven in places.
There is a step up to one of the downstairs bedrooms.
So if you are organising a group with less mobile people then read our ideas (and tested excursions) here in our blog ‘Holidaying with less mobile folk? Here’s where to go, what to do!’
And if you are organising a celebration for those in their 60’s + please visit our blog post ‘Four easy ideas for memorable 60th, 70th & 80th birthdays’
£230 per night
Pack a picnic and go to Tanners Lane Beach for the day – a 1km flat-ish walk down a quiet lane. Set up and explore, ‘Swallows and Amazons’ style along the foreshore. Here you’ll find shingle, some sand, muddy banks for birds, streams and tyre swings.
The locals swim from here in summer, when tides are gentle. We love to turn over rocks to find little crabs, or play pooh-sticks at the bridge.
It’s a charming and wild place which is rarely busy. Dogs are welcome here all year around.
It’s a 5 min walk to the East End Arms pub. The food is very good. There are usually donkeys, ponies and cattle on the lane or by the pub.
|Bedroom 1 :||Double sleigh bed|
|Bedroom 2 :||Double bed (downstairs)|
|Bedroom 3 :||Twin with small infants bed (under 5)|
|Bedroom 4 :||Bunkbeds (downstairs) and extra day bed.|
|One :||Shower room (downstairs)|
|Two :||Family bathroom|
|Three :||Family bathroom with shower just off it.|
|Garden :||Enclosed both to the front and to the rear of the property, the garden is rambling and fairly wild.|
|Kitchen :||Electric oven + hob / large Fridge freezer / Dishwasher / Washing machine / microwave|
|Mod Cons :||15″ TV with Freeview TV (not the clearest quality TV), Roberts radio in the kitchen.|
|Connectivity :||Free WiFi and mobile signal is patchy inside but good outside.|
|Kids' Stuff :||There is one wooden swing crib in the main bedroom. One travel cot. One highchair.
In the twin room upstairs there is one small wooden bed for up to 4 year olds. There is an extensive selection of toys in the playroom; knights and castle set, Lego, soft toys and dolls, books and games. There is a large trampoline here but the zip on the cage doesn't work, so do be careful.
At the bottom of the garden under a huge oak there is a lovely swing that can get some height and you can see the sea over the hedge.
|Parking :||One car right outside and another by the front gate, more can fit easily on the lane about 40 metres from the house.|
|Pets :||Pets are welcome (Stabling available a 5 minute walk away)|
Arrive after : 3.30pm
Depart before : 10am
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